Santa baby,

[manyra]

Why, I believe I was even naughtier this year...

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last month I pulled over and changed schmaimz's flat tire (15 points). In August I gave bork107 a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In January I gave arontius a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In November I helped mav13 hide a body (-173 points). In May I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-145 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal! Sincerely, manyra

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Comments

[ada-doom.livejournal.com]

What I want to know is why they think getting a dutch oven is a negative?

I miss my dutch oven, it's still in storage out West. :0(

[freewaydiva.livejournal.com]

Maybe the unspoken rest of the phrase is "...to the head." That would definitely be a bad thing.

[halladottir.livejournal.com]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dutch+oven



I *think* they might have meant that....

[manyra.livejournal.com]

Exactly what I was thinking...

[freewaydiva.livejournal.com]

Ew.

[mav13.livejournal.com]

In November I helped mav13 hide a body (-173 points)

...but it was worth it and you know it!

*gets all shifty-eyed*

dammit...i wasn't supposed to say that...my bad... ;)

[manyra.livejournal.com]

What is the use of having all this land if I can't use it to help a friend out???